Beast Exfoliating Face Wash

This invigorating-at-first-sniff face scrubber clears away dead skin cells and dirt to usher forth a renewed, energized, clear-faced character. Work into lather on face. Rinse.

Towel dry. Look in mirror. Glorious.

Use daily, perchance in the morning, perchance at night before slumber, perchance to attract a mate.